Once
again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here
goes:
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality
Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality..
Repeat
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
Cherry Christmas to you all.
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality
Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality..
Repeat
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
Cherry Christmas to you all.
13 comments:
I have to admit that I never baked a cake in my life, it's so easy to buy, lol !
i am like Gattina.. and am surrounded by lovely bakeries
Cracked me up Sylvia! Cheers!
HA HA HA---love it, Sylvia.
We are enjoying the beach in beautiful Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina. I will think of you today at 12 minutes and 12 seconds after 12 noon on 12/12/11.... Unbelievable.
Hugs,
Betsy
I love it Sylvia! It made my head spin to think of that mixture! I just love the first instruction on the actually mixing is in a large fluffy bowl. Brilliant. Have a wonderful day. Greetings, Jo
Too funny, Sylvia.. I wonder how many people give it a try.
Thanks for the giggle :) have a wonderful day.
I remember this one, I think my Dad once told it to me! Love it!
At first, I thought this was a real recipe. Hilarious!
A hoot of a recipe! Read it to hubby and he adores it so much that he thinks he may give it a whirl! Should I be worried?
Need any help?
Laughing so hard P and Aimee are wondering what's going on hahahaha! I bet Sam stays well out of the kitchen when you bake Sylvia hahaha!!! Best laugh all day..
Well, I'm laughing out loud! Funnee!
Esp. wiping the counter with the cat. Hope it was a small cat. Tigers don't take kindly to being used as a rag!
Ha! Good one, Sylvia!
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