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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Ah, It's Winter They Say in Ohio!!

It's winter in OHIO
And the gentle breezes blow, 
70 miles per hour at 10 below! 
Oh, how I love OHIO 
When the snow's up to your butt; 
You take a breath of winter air 
And your nose is frozen shut. 
Yes, the weather here is wonderful, 
You may think I'm a fool. 
I could never leave 
OHIO 
Cause I'm frozen to the stool.

If you get thawed out in time, check these out!!

 
THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! ...

AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.


THOUGHT for the day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.


12 comments:

Reader Wil said...

You always make me happy with your cheerful posts! Thank you Sylvia and have a great week. I also saw the blog of your friend from Mumbai. She is a real artist!

TexWisGirl said...

THANK YOU for these laughs!!!

cieldequimper said...

:-)

Raajii said...

This really made me laugh! Hope the weather gets better :-)

Gail Dixon (Louisiana Belle) said...

I love your sense of humor. :)

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

Well, LOL thank goodness you checked those remedies out on Snopes ;>))))!!

Pat Tillett said...

HA! Thanks for the the yucks!

Cezar and Léia said...

LOL funny ideas!
Léia

PerthDailyPhoto said...

You never fail to cheer us up Sylvia. I should show Aimee No. 2 so she stops moaning at P, he might just take this advice ughy!! Hahaha!

Pam ;) said...

Once again Sylvia- you made my smile a mile wide :)
my face is starting to stay that way and take up to much room in the house!

Betty Manousos said...

lol!

thank you for the laughs. you've just made my day!

your sense f humour is priceless!

big hugs~

Kay said...

I love it! Thank you for the chuckles, Sylvia! I hear Chicago is suffering right now too.

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