It's winter in OHIO
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 10 below!
Oh, how I love OHIO
When the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
You may think I'm a fool.
I could never leave OHIO
Cause I'm frozen to the stool.
If you get thawed out in time, check these out!!