Oh, yes, one more thing!
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
THERE YOU HAVE IT...and remember, life is good.
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the
devil says, "Oh, crap, she's up!!!
11 comments:
More Good advise ... what can I say. You certainly know all the good rules to live by ... and is that what the Devil is saying every time I hop out of bed ... He mumbles, so I couldn't understand him. Laughs are good for the Soul, as are you ...
Andrea @ From The Sol
Great advice! LOL
thanks for the laughs!
Oh god, this is too funny. And not so far from the truth. They say humor takes the truth and exaggerates it.
I think you are that woman so described!
Well, let me put it this way...about 10 AM here which would be 7 AM in your neck of the woods, I hear what appears to be someone stomp on the floor. Then there's a lot of screaming coming from the trees in back.
I never knew the significance of all that before! :-)
HA HA HA... Love them, Sylvia. BUT--that last one made me laugh outloud...
Hugs,
Betsy
Sylvia, I was reading these out loud to my (American,by the way) husband who is working in the other room and he is sitting there choking laughing !
have a great week !
anni
You are a hoot, Sylvia. These rules work for me.
I love these rules, and especially the last comment.
I think there are a few people who think 'oh heck she's awake' haha ! Thanks for laughs Sylvia.
You are evil Sylvia, in a good way!
:D so funny.
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