I miss you Sam!!

I miss you Sam!!
I miss you Sam!!

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Seniors Have Their Own Texting Codes!!

 

Young people have theirs,
Now:
 
 

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?


Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
 
 
 
  

21 comments:

lotusleaf said...

Thanks for the hearty laugh just before going to bed! LFTHD - Looking forward to humorous dreams.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

The HGBM made me laugh out loud, it reminded me so much of a friend who always felt the need to share this information haha!

Gattina said...

It certainly would help, but I first have to translate it into French, lol !

Linnea said...

Very funny!!

TexWisGirl said...

LMDO was my fave. :)

Elisabeth Nitteberg said...

Hilarious.

Nora at Island Rambles said...

made me almost spill my coffee...so funny, have to read this to a few people. thanks for giving me a laugh Sylvia.

Betsy Adams said...

Oh how funny... I've seen some of these... Hilarious.
Hugs,
Betsy

Jack said...

Sylvia, you are too funny. I wish I weren't familiar with these . . .

Andrea said...

The sad news is, those of us who need these texting codes, won't be able to remember them by the time we get to our phone. That's why, when I text, it takes me so long because I have to do it in long hand ... I drive my son and my Granddaughter nuts (which is fun so there is some good that comes from it :) You are such a stitch ... I always know when I come over here that I have to be prepared for a good belly laugh ... by prepared I refer to BWI ... I'll let you figure that one out. Anyway, thanks again and again. I'll be back ...

Andrea @ From The Sol

Suz said...

oh lordie, I laughed until I realized that is my phone...

Cloudia said...

BIG laugh of the day!

Thanks



ALOHA from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral
~ > < } } ( ° > <3

Κωστής Τζαγκαράκης said...

Really good and funny Sylvia.
Costas

Cezar and Léia said...

LOL
** I'm going to take notes!
Léia

magiceye said...

Superb! Am sharing!

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

You are too funny, except some of these I could use now.

JM said...

LOL!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Strewth - am only just getting the hang of LOL from the straight perspective, now I have to deal with it taking drugs as well??!! It's enough 2GiMP.


...oh okay, 'to give me palpitations'

Kay said...

I love it! I can relate to too many of these.

Pat Tillett said...

those are so funny! (AND TRUE)

Genie Robinson said...

You are cracking me up tonight. I needed this one. Cannot wait to get to school and share it with the other teachers. genie

What Can I Say?

What Can I Say?
I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.

Portland Time