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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

A Giggle for the Day!

Satan Appeared

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

And how about a little beauty for the day!!


Reena Walkling said...

Thanks for that morning giggle! Have an awesome day Sylvia!

TexWisGirl said...

laughing out loud!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Good giggle - and how is that rose?! I can almost smell it. YAM xx

George said...

Your rose truly is beautiful, and I did much more than giggle at the story.

Jack said...

That is funny, Sylvia! I hope the transition is starting to settle down.

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Pretty funny there Sylvia!

Kay said...

Ouch! That is too funny!

Indrani said...

:D Funny stuff you have.

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