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Sunday, August 11, 2013

Beware of Parrots!!!


 
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said 50.00.
 


"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said,"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and
 where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,"Hi Keith."
 
 
 


11 comments:

TexWisGirl said...

yup, i've heard that one before. too cute. (or not)

Betsy Adams said...

Hi There, I'm back after a big birthday week. Trying to catch up a little on my blogging.

HA HA HA-----Guess Keith is in trouble now!!!!! Love it.

Hugs,
Betsy

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
an oldie but a goodie - (perhaps I oughtn't to be saying that in your birthday month...8-0... just call me YAM mackaw!!) xxxxx

Jo said...

OMW Keith had some explaining to do! I only realized now that you and Mr Obama share a birthday. He's a lucky man! Have a great week, Sylvia. Jo

Gillena Cox said...

read this for the first time; good one; have a good Sunday


much love...

Icy BC said...

OMG--that's was just funny! Keith is in deep trouble now..

Pam =) said...

Good one Sylvia!
I'm sending this to my sister-in-law who has a parrot.

Happy Sunday :)

Arija said...

Ho, clever parrot! I enjoyed that .

Stewart M said...

Funny! I like it!

Cheers - Stewart M - Melbourne

PerthDailyPhoto said...

:))

Jack said...

I have heard this joke numerous times but it gets a full belly laugh every time. Thanks for the laugh, Sylvia. You can use it again next month.

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