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Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Confucius Not Say??? Who Did???


What Confucius not say!

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

People who live in stone house shouldn't throw glasses.

Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY ......
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

10 comments:

Arija said...

I really needed this as I have kept a vigil at Peter's bedside all day, he is in palliative care now. I probably won't be around for a while.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I don't know where you find them Sylvia but I'm glad you do :))

Jo said...

OMW, I love Confucius say[ings] but have never heard of any of these! Brilliant. I hope you're having a great day. Greetings, Jo

Friko said...

How do you find them? And where?
Can you hear me giggling?

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
COL! It took someone with at least some of the venerable gentleman's thinking power to counter his style! Excellent laugh. Hugs, YAM xx

sylvia kirkwood said...

For those of you who've asked where I find this stuff, I have a 94 year friend that sends it to almost on a daily basis! She's filled many days with lots of laughter and I enjoy sharing the fun with all of you! Glad they make you laugh, too!!!

George said...

Thanks for the smiles and chuckles.

magiceye said...

lol!! wonderful laughs!!!

Jack said...

You are always so funny, Sylvia.

Liz Needle said...

You made my day. Love the oneliners.

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