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I miss you Sam!!
I miss you Sam!!

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Happy Sunday!!!

Have a very Happy Sunday!!!
And  for a giggle and/or a belly laugh, how about this one!!

1. WOMAN'S PRAYER

BEFORE I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP, 
I PRAY FOR A MAN, WHO'S NOT A CREEP,
ONE WHO'S HANDSOME, SMART AND STRONG.
ONE WHO LIKES TO LISTEN LONG.
ONE WHO THINKS BEFORE HE SPEAKS.
I PRAY HE'S GAINFULLY EMPLOYED.
WHEN I SPEND HIS CASH,  WON'T BE ANNOYED.
PULLS OUT MY CHAIR AND OPENS MY DOOR,
MASSAGES MY BACK AND BEGS TO DO MORE.
       OH! SEND ME A MAN WHO MAKES LOVE TO MY MIND.
KNOWS WHAT TO ANSWER TO "HOW BIG IS MY BEHIND?"
I PRAY THAT THIS MAN WILL LOVE ME TO NO END,
AND ALWAYS BE MY VERY BEST FRIEND.

2.    MAN'S PRAYER

I PRAY FOR A DEAF-MUTE NYMPHOMANIAC WITH
LARGE BREASTS  WHO OWNS A LIQUOR STORE AND
A GOLF COURSE.

THIS DOESN'T RHYME AND I DON'T GIVE A "4 LETTER WORD". 


10 comments:

Indrani said...

Lovely rose!
Hilarious read. :D I am glad I dropped in.

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Beautiful rose and great poems. Good for a chuckle this Sunday morning.

TexWisGirl said...

laughing.out.loud!

Lowell said...

So funny. Where are men from again? Bars, cars, jars? Oh, I remember, Mars!

Jack said...

Oh, yeah. I remember writing that poem . . .

Pat Tillett said...

That last part is so untrue! I don't golf...

Very funny stuff Sylvia!

Al said...

A beautiful rose for Sunday, Sylvia. And two prayers that aren't likely to come true! I hope you're having a great weekend.

Kathe W. said...

oh hahahah - clever poem and lovely rose! Have a great week!

clairz said...

Laughing!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

If anyone finds such a man, hopefully he has many brothers :))

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