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| Have a very Happy Sunday!!! And for a giggle and/or a belly laugh, how about this one!!
1. WOMAN'S PRAYER
BEFORE I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP,
I PRAY FOR A MAN, WHO'S NOT A CREEP,
ONE WHO'S HANDSOME, SMART AND STRONG.
ONE WHO LIKES TO LISTEN LONG.
ONE WHO THINKS BEFORE HE SPEAKS.
I PRAY HE'S GAINFULLY EMPLOYED.
WHEN I SPEND HIS CASH, WON'T BE ANNOYED.
PULLS OUT MY CHAIR AND OPENS MY DOOR,
MASSAGES MY BACK AND BEGS TO DO MORE.
OH! SEND ME A MAN WHO MAKES LOVE TO MY MIND.
KNOWS WHAT TO ANSWER TO "HOW BIG IS MY BEHIND?"
I PRAY THAT THIS MAN WILL LOVE ME TO NO END,
AND ALWAYS BE MY VERY BEST FRIEND.
2. MAN'S PRAYER
I PRAY FOR A DEAF-MUTE NYMPHOMANIAC WITH
LARGE BREASTS WHO OWNS A LIQUOR STORE AND
A GOLF COURSE.
THIS DOESN'T RHYME AND I DON'T GIVE A "4 LETTER WORD".
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I miss you Sam!!
I miss you Sam!!
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Happy Sunday!!!
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I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.
10 comments:
Lovely rose!
Hilarious read. :D I am glad I dropped in.
Beautiful rose and great poems. Good for a chuckle this Sunday morning.
laughing.out.loud!
So funny. Where are men from again? Bars, cars, jars? Oh, I remember, Mars!
Oh, yeah. I remember writing that poem . . .
That last part is so untrue! I don't golf...
Very funny stuff Sylvia!
A beautiful rose for Sunday, Sylvia. And two prayers that aren't likely to come true! I hope you're having a great weekend.
oh hahahah - clever poem and lovely rose! Have a great week!
Laughing!
If anyone finds such a man, hopefully he has many brothers :))
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