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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Some Humor, a Giggle and a Belly Laugh for the Day!




America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

  ~ David Letterman

 If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
 
 ~ Johnny Carson
 

 
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.
 
~ Warren Tantum ~
 

 
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
 
 ~ Steve Martin 
 
 
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
  ~ Jimmy Durante
   A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
 ~ Emo Philips

 
 You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
  Jeff Foxworthy 


  When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
   ~ Prince Philip
  
    Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. 
 ~ Harrison Ford

 When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
 ~ Desmond Tutu


7 comments:

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Prince Phillip... What an old devil :) Made me laugh again Sylvia.

TexWisGirl said...

some funny - the last poignant.

Oman said...

lol specially on tantum :)

have a great day Sylvia :)

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Yes I'm with TWGirl - the Tutu quote demonstrates pure irony... and having chopped wood I totally agree with HF!!! YAM xx

Andrea Priebe said...

You are such a hoot ... I sure wouldn't want to meet up with the security guard ... red eyes and all. I love your new header ... you look so happy and busy ... perfect for you. Hope you ae having better weather in Oregon than we are in Illinois ... Spring is bound to get here sooner or later :)I still have hope. Be well, Sylvia ...

Andrea @ From The Sol

magiceye said...

Wonderful ones!!

Kay said...

Thank you for the chuckles, Sylvia.

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