Some Humor, a Giggle and a Belly Laugh for the Day!

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

  ~ David Letterman

 If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
  ~ Johnny Carson
 

 I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.
 ~ Warren Tantum ~
 

 Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
  ~ Steve Martin  

 

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

  ~ Jimmy Durante

   A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

 ~ Emo Philips

 
 You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
  Jeff Foxworthy 

  When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

   ~ Prince Philip
  

    Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. 

 ~ Harrison Ford

 When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
 ~ Desmond Tutu