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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Senior Medicine Cabinet!! How About This!!!


ALL NATURAL

It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have just finished building my new Medicine Cabinet.

I don't know about you, but I think it was well worth the time and expense.



Disease
Wine
Daily dose
Allergies
Chardonnay de Paeuf
1 glass
Anemia
Graves
4 glass
Bronchitis
Bourgogne or Bordeaux
> ( + sugar and cinnamon )
3 cups
Constipation
Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray
4 glass
Coronary arteries
Dry Champagne
4 glass
Diarrhea
Beaujolais Nouveau
4 glass
Fever
Champagne sec
1 bottle
Heart
Burgundy , Santenay Rouge
Two glass
Uric acid gout
Sancerre , Pouilly Fume
4 glass
Hypertension
Alsace , Sancerre
4 glass
Menopause
Saint Emilion
4 glass
Depression
Rhine
4 glass
Obesity
Burgundy
4 glass
Obesity
Rose Provence
1 bottle
Rheumatism
Champagne
4 glass
Excessive weight loss
Chateau de Beaune
4 glass
From the American Association
Of Retired People
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?
A: Nudity



SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!

8 comments:

EG CameraGirl said...

Hi, Sylvia. Thanks for the giggles. I could read the last two but the first three did not show.

TexWisGirl said...

i couldn't see the first 3 either but the last one was especially cute!

Dianne said...

I'm still laughing Sylvia How utterly gorgeous. My favourite is Obesity: Rose Provence. 1 bottle. Sounds just perfect.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Always Sylvia... especially when visiting 'over the hill' :)

Mama Zen said...

I want that medicine cabinet!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Hic... that should kill a few ills! YAM xx

Karen said...

Oh, I could see everything, and I love it all! Especially the wine table, because I am a wino...errrrrrr, I mean a wine lover.

magiceye said...

That was a brilliant compilation!!

What Can I Say?

What Can I Say?
I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.

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