ALL NATURAL
It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have
just finished building my new Medicine Cabinet.
I don't know about you, but I think it was well worth the time and
expense.
Disease
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Wine
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Daily dose
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Allergies
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Chardonnay de Paeuf
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1 glass
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Anemia
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Graves
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4 glass
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Bronchitis
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Bourgogne or Bordeaux > ( + sugar and cinnamon )
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3 cups
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Constipation
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Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray
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4 glass
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Coronary arteries
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Dry Champagne
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4 glass
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Diarrhea
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Beaujolais Nouveau
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4 glass
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Fever
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Champagne sec
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1 bottle
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Heart
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Burgundy , Santenay Rouge
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Two glass
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Uric acid gout
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Sancerre , Pouilly Fume
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4 glass
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Hypertension
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Alsace , Sancerre
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4 glass
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Menopause
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Saint Emilion
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4 glass
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Depression
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Rhine
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4 glass
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Obesity
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Burgundy
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4 glass
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Obesity
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Rose Provence
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1 bottle
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Rheumatism
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Champagne
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4 glass
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Excessive weight loss
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Chateau de Beaune
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4 glass
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From the American Association
Of Retired People
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Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
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A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
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Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
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A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
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A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
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A: Take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
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A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
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A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
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A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
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Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?
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A: Nudity
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SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
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8 comments:
Hi, Sylvia. Thanks for the giggles. I could read the last two but the first three did not show.
i couldn't see the first 3 either but the last one was especially cute!
I'm still laughing Sylvia How utterly gorgeous. My favourite is Obesity: Rose Provence. 1 bottle. Sounds just perfect.
Always Sylvia... especially when visiting 'over the hill' :)
I want that medicine cabinet!
Hari OM
Hic... that should kill a few ills! YAM xx
Oh, I could see everything, and I love it all! Especially the wine table, because I am a wino...errrrrrr, I mean a wine lover.
That was a brilliant compilation!!
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