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Saturday, October 25, 2014

Ah, That Poor Billy Bob!!!

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

(Don't make me come and splain this to you!
Read the last line again, slowly.) Ready for a great weekend now?


Arija said...

Nicely done, it raise a chuckle out of me for sure.
Hope all is well up your end, we neither of us are getting younger these days. . .

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Now that would be a sight to see Sylvia:) :)

Lowell said...

Well, I got it, but now I've got to rid my head of the mental image of ol' Billy Bob de-clothing hisself!

Having a fun weekend I hope!

TexWisGirl said...

LOL! oh, my...

Paula Scott Molokai Girl Studio said...

Always a fun stop here! I never know what to expect on your headers, but they are always creative! Enjoy!

EG CameraGirl said...

Tee hee! That one took me by surprise!


Oh.........I got it without reading it slowly. Goes to show you where my mind is. lol

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