Whether a man winds up with a
nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
On anniversaries, the wise
husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his
wife, "Honey, you stick to the washing', ironing', cooking' and scrubbing'.
No wife of mine is gonna "work"."
Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
Have a GREAT day........and keep Laughing!
It's good for the soul .
Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
Have a GREAT day........and keep Laughing!
It's good for the soul .
9 comments:
Very wise words Sylvia.. I didn't marry a military man but I did marry a scout master.. so I'm always prepared :)
Thanks for sharing these great words of wisdom.
Laughter is the best medicine ever!
I laugh at my Missy Kitty constantly!
You haven't lost your sense of humour, even if we are now writing 2015 - Your collection of jokes must be enormous :-)
Hari OM
Too close for comfort!!! Hope the mid-week mood is good Sylvia! YAM xx
I enjoyed all of these Sylvia. Thanks!
Thank you for the laughs!!
Clever and a lot of smarts in those humorous lines!
Great, funny words of wisdom!
Thanks for sharing.
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