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Friday, January 23, 2015

9 Thoughts to Think About -- From My Wise Friend With Sense of Humor!




Number 9: Death is the #1 killer in the world.
 
Number 8: Life is sexually transmitted.
 
Number 7: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
Number 6: Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell  them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
 
Number 5: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
 
Number 3: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1: Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

9 comments:

Lowell said...

Nothing like wisdom and humor served together! Just as good as meat and potatoes! :)

Aimeecakes said...

Ha! These are great! Nothing like a good chuckle to start off the weekend :)

Mama Zen said...

#8 cracked me up!

George said...

These are great words of wisdom, and are good for starting a day with a smile.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Strange but true!!! YAM xx

TexWisGirl said...

too cute. lots of good ones!

Jo said...

So good! Have a wonderful weekend, Sylvia. Greetings Jo

EG CameraGirl said...

I'm laughing, Sylvia!! Too funny. I especially LOVE #5. Very true at my house. :))

Arija said...

You certainly got me LOL with the last one. Thanks.

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