Number 9: Death is the #1 killer in the world.
Number 8: Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6: Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1: Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
9 comments:
Nothing like wisdom and humor served together! Just as good as meat and potatoes! :)
Ha! These are great! Nothing like a good chuckle to start off the weekend :)
#8 cracked me up!
These are great words of wisdom, and are good for starting a day with a smile.
Hari OM
Strange but true!!! YAM xx
too cute. lots of good ones!
So good! Have a wonderful weekend, Sylvia. Greetings Jo
I'm laughing, Sylvia!! Too funny. I especially LOVE #5. Very true at my house. :))
You certainly got me LOL with the last one. Thanks.
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