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Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Time for Giggling Wednesday!!

Avocados and milk
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.  The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk??"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again? Men will get it the first time.  My work is done here!!

Water in the carburetor

Wife:  "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

Husband:  "Water in the carburetor?? That's ridiculous!"

Wife:  "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

Husband:  You don't even know what a carburetor is.  I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

Wife:  "In the pool."


Husband wife had a tiff. Wife called up her Mom and said, "He fought with me again. I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake.  I am coming to live with you."

Today's Short Reading from the Bible 
From Genesis:  "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round -- and He laughed
and laughed and laughed.




Yep, had to read it again to see what the '6' was about. How did you know?!!!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Haha! Laughing Sylvia :)

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Brwwhahahahahahahahah - YAM xx

TexWisGirl said...

i like that last one!

Mersad said...

Also love the last one! :D A must share!

Mersad Donko Photography

Mama Zen said...

I did have to read it again!

Fotolosopher said...

You got me laughing. I had not seen these before. Thanks, my friend!

Lois said...

Thanks for the laughs today Sylvia!

magiceye said...

hahaha!! Thank you for the laughs!

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

)))). Read a couple of these out loud so Bill could share a laugh!

Uppal said...

Ha Ha Ha,Truly hilarious. your sky watch pics are wonderful.

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