Avocados and milk
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk??"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again? Men will get it the first time. My work is done here!!
Water in the carburetor
Wife: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor?? That's ridiculous!"
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the pool."
HE MUST PAY
Husband wife had a tiff. Wife called up her Mom and said, "He fought with me again. I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you."
Today's Short Reading from the Bible
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round -- and He laughed
and laughed and laughed.