These are classified ads which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers!! Thought I’d share a few of them with you today! Get ready to giggle!
Free Yorkshire Terrier
8 years old
Hateful little bastard,
½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky ne4ighbor’s dog.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound!
Cows, Calves: Never Bred.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
Joining a Nudist Colony
Must sell washer and dryer. Call for price.
Wedding Dress for Sale
Worn once by mistake.
And the WINNER is ….
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, got married, wife knows everything.