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Tuesday, August 11, 2015

How About a Little British Humor for the Day!!!



These are classified ads which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers!! Thought I’d share a few of them with you today! Get ready to giggle!
Free Yorkshire Terrier
8 years old
Hateful little bastard,
Bites!!

Free Puppies
½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky ne4ighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound!

Cows, Calves: Never Bred.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

Joining a Nudist Colony
Must sell washer and dryer. Call for price.

Wedding Dress for Sale
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

And the WINNER is ….
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, got married, wife knows everything.

11 comments:

Aimeecakes said...

Ha! I love it! Especially enjoy the one about the mistakenly worn wedding dress. I hope you're having a fabulous week!

A Cuban In London said...

If there is one aspect of British life I got used to quite quickly when I relocated was the sense of humour. It is my type of sense of humour, too. Loved these ads. Thanks for posting them.

Greetings from London.

Jo said...

Oh wow, Sylvia, I kept thinking "this one" is my favorite. But by the end of the post, EVERYONE was brilliant! Thanks for sharing . Hope you're enjoying your day. Jo

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
hehehehehe - Wonderful smiles indeed! Brightened up another dull day... YAM xx

Al said...

I had better not comment on that last one! Our dogs were both given to us for various reasons, the new one has taken some training. And yes, you did comment on my blog yesterday, but I was playing tourist in the local area and didn't approve any comments until now. Have a wonderful week!

EG CameraGirl said...

I'm laughing, Sylvia! LOVE that Super Dog that leaps tall fences in a single bound!

George said...

I've read some of these before, but they all brought a big smile to my face. Thanks.

Polly said...

lol, love them all, the first one is my favourite!

Linda said...

LOL, those are good ones!

magiceye said...

Hahahaa.... hilarious!!

Indrani said...

Last one too good! :D :D

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