Teacher: How old is your Father?
Kid: He is 6 years old
Teacher: How is this possible??
Kid: He became a Father only when I was born.
Logic!!! Children are quick and always speak their minds!!!
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child!!)
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald. H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about???
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
Teacher: Clyde, your compossition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir, it's the same dog.
I think I'll adopt this one!!!
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.