Okay! I’ve been pretty good and proper for the holidays, but we’re moving into a new year and time to play!!! And my 95 year old friend sent me this to start off my year with a giggle and a laugh and I’m going to share it with you!! I hope all of you have a great weekend!!
Things you didn’t know that you didn’t know!!!
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks, one who calls, not wait for weeks.
Oh, send me a king to make me a queen, a man who loves to cook and clean!
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big boobs, who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me out to go fishing and drinking.
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a s---!
Have a great new year!!