I miss you Sam!!

I miss you Sam!!
I miss you Sam!!

Saturday, January 2, 2016

Wicked Giggles to Get the New Year Moving!!

Okay! I’ve been pretty good and proper for the holidays, but we’re moving into a new year and time to play!!!  And my 95 year old friend sent me this to start off my year with a giggle and a laugh and I’m going to share it with you!! I hope all of you have a great weekend!! 

Things you didn’t know that you didn’t know!!!

Women’s Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep.

One who’s handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks, one who calls, not wait for weeks.

Oh, send me a king to make me a queen, a man who loves to cook and clean!

Man’s Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac  with big boobs, who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me out to go fishing and drinking.

This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a s---!

Have a great new year!!


Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Oh for a world where these didn't ring so true!!! YAM xx

EG CameraGirl said...

I'm smiling, Sylvia. We're only into the second day of the New Year and already you're being naughty!! ;)

TexWisGirl said...

haha! thanks!

George said...

Thanks for getting the ne year off to a giggly start!

Lowell said...

Merry New Year! Great header. That's where you belong! Except the man's poem is wrong for guys my age. Just send me a loyal, true, lovely, loving woman who loves to sit and watch TV and read and can patch me up when I fall apart! Oh wait, that's the woman I have now! Yea!

Kathe W. said...

love this silly and fun poetry!

Mama Zen said...

I love it, Sylvia!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Oh you always make me smile Sylvia, don't ever change :)

Jack said...

Oh, that is royal. The man's poem is pretty good, but I don't fish or drink. Can I make a few substitutions?

Indrani said...

Ha ha good one. :)

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