Okay!
I’ve been pretty good and proper for the holidays, but we’re moving into a new
year and time to play!!! And my 95 year
old friend sent me this to start off my year with a giggle and a laugh and I’m
going to share it with you!! I hope all of you have a great weekend!!
Things
you didn’t know that you didn’t know!!!
Women’s Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not
a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to
listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks, one who calls, not wait
for weeks.
Oh, send me a king to make me a queen, a man who loves to
cook and clean!
Man’s Poem
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big boobs, who owns a bar on a golf
course, and loves to send me out to go fishing and drinking.
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a s---!
Have a great new year!!
10 comments:
Hari OM
Oh for a world where these didn't ring so true!!! YAM xx
I'm smiling, Sylvia. We're only into the second day of the New Year and already you're being naughty!! ;)
haha! thanks!
Thanks for getting the ne year off to a giggly start!
Merry New Year! Great header. That's where you belong! Except the man's poem is wrong for guys my age. Just send me a loyal, true, lovely, loving woman who loves to sit and watch TV and read and can patch me up when I fall apart! Oh wait, that's the woman I have now! Yea!
love this silly and fun poetry!
I love it, Sylvia!
Oh you always make me smile Sylvia, don't ever change :)
Oh, that is royal. The man's poem is pretty good, but I don't fish or drink. Can I make a few substitutions?
Ha ha good one. :)
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