Quote of the day:
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t.
Wonder Who Did Their Landscaping!!
VIAGRA COMPANY HEADQUARTERS
And London, too????
Westminster bridge, London...
The Mayor of London has decreed that Westminster bridge will be closed in the early afternoon on sunny days. This is because a strange phenomenon happens when sunlight passes through the balustrade of the bridge, forming a small army of..... well...... see for yourself!
22 comments:
Fantastic, Sylvia.Your write up on 'Women' was just incredible and out of the world. Kudos!
How did you know I need a good laugh right at this moment? Thanks!
Sunny :)
Soooo funny. That landscaper should be shot.
Hau`oli La Hanau to your son David today. Thanks for the laugh this morning. Too funny :) I want to know that landscaper. :)
haha!! That had to be deliberate becoz of the Viagra connection!!
Oh, did the mayor actually decree that?!?! So funny!!!
Oh my goodness - would you look at those!!! :) Love that quote about the fairer sex!! Sooooo true - as my boyfriend will tel you! :)
ROFL!! Oh my GOODNESS!
Happy Birthday David!
(all those....!! knocked it right out of my head LOL)
Dear Sylvia,
That was so funny!
Thank you.
I am sending a link to one of my friends...I know she also will get tickled.
Sherry
Sylvia, you have me ROFLMAO! Viagra Headquarters?! These are fantastic! :)
A prickly post to be sure. Loved it!
Ha! This is wonderful!
Oh! Sylvia, you did make me laugh.
Thom and Susan -- thanks so much for the birthday wishes for David, I sent them on! Glad you got a chuckle or two!
Oh, Sylvia, you are so naughty! You have me laughing.
What an absolutely wonderful post. I really needed a laugh and I can't wait to share this with my husband.
You out did yourself with this group.
Ha ha ha, someone has made a major mistake. The shadows are splendid
Gee, the phallic symbols seem to be multiplying!
Love the quote of the day.
Goodness, what is the world coming to? In my youth we had never seen one until the significant other came along and now they are used in advertising and ever topiaried!
The woodpeckers seem to be in a bit of trouble there and a great one about women. I loved it.
Rows of pricks is always a good thing. Thanks, it made me laugh all right.
That give woman something thingy was quite right. I usually have to buy the food and do the cooking so it´s a bit false. She also gives a lot of yelling after I say almost nothing or when I say nothing. Anyway, a lot comes back.
I'm glad I opened my reader today and caught up here or I would have missed this hilarious post! Thanks for the laughter ;-)
Hugs and blessings,
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