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Friday, April 16, 2010

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies!

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. if it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

And the photos for the day are when someone steals your Kodak moment! Check out the kid with the cell phone behind the girl being photographed!





Don't take life too seriously.....
No one makes it out alive anyway......

9 comments:

Annie Jeffries said...

Soooo funny. And really, boys will be boys, won't they?

~✽Mumsy✽~ said...

Oh Sylvia, these are just what the doctor orders today! Enough for me to roll on the ground and laugh!

Lois said...

Too funny!

Anonymous said...

PhQB you did a wonderful job with these. They are so funny :) Love it :) Have a great weekend :)

ninja said...

Thank You for your kind comment. I'm still too overwhelmed by shock to get back to regular blogging interaction.

Unknown said...

Great advice Sylvia.
Love your posts more and more..
Have a great weekend
Costas

George said...

I'm not sure I'm ready for all these simple home remedies, but they certainly got my day started with a smile!

Splendid Little Stars said...

wonderful and fun! must share!

♥ Braja said...

Ha!!!! Oh I laughed at that kid with the phone, and then I saw the dog and nearly fell outta my chair :)

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