I miss you Sam!!

I miss you Sam!!
I miss you Sam!!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

 There Are Perks to Getting Older!!  Really!!
 Someone had to remind me, so I'm sharing this with you guys, too. Don't laugh.....it is all true....
  01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02.. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

 
04. People call at 9 pm and ask,"did I wake you?"

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.


 
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.


 
08. You can eat supper at 4 pm. 

 
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

 
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.


 
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 

 
13. You sing along with elevator music.

 
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 


 
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.


 
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 

 
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

20.And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Now, tell every one you can remember right now!
 

 
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.


 You have been chosen to receive the blessing of the Snow Fairy. The Snow Fairy can bring you good fortune for one whole year. May YOU be blessed by his good deeds.....
Thanks for this one, Arija!
 

21 comments:

Kay L. Davies said...

That picture is hilarious! And the list is TOO true. LOL
-- K
Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

Rosadimaggio63 said...

Wow,
questo veramente è una gran bel culo !!!!
Buona serata.
Myriam :)

George said...

After reading through your list, I've decided I'm officially old. Although there is a lot of truth in this list, I still enjoyed the chuckles.
Thanks for the picture -- that is priceless.

elvira pajarola said...

Carissima Sylvia.....what a glorious list and what a superglorious SNOW FAIRY; I love it...!!!!(...such a pitty it wouldn't snow in Tuscany....but I will ask HIM for a looot of snow this year...!!)(Why didn't I know before...??)

So lovely and so funny this humor; I adore it!!!

Have a wonderful sunny day, cara Sylvia!!!!

ciao ciao elvira

Christine said...

You really got me laughing to this one, Sylvia! I'm going to send this along to my ageing friends. And that photo is priceless! Happy Thanksgiving!!

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Trotter said...

Hi Sylvia! Fabulous shot...
Nr. 5 is absolutely true... ;)

The most magnificent temple of Ancient Egypt is on Blogtrotter Two waiting to be seen!! Enjoy and have a great week!

Pagan Sphinx said...

hahahaha, that snow ferry can clear my driveway anytime! :-D
Happy Thanksgiving, Sylvia!

Arija said...

It is such a cheerful backside and whoever took that picture I would live to meet!

Have a great Thanksgiving with or even without snow fairies . . .

lotusleaf said...

The picture is hilarious. Have a happy Thanksgiving.

Tammie Lee said...

Thanks for all the chuckles!

Team G Square said...

hilarious stuff. great work madam

SandyCarlson said...

These are really fun, Sylvia. Thanks for helping me laugh. (Dad's in the hospital, and it's looking like an long and rough road ahead since his botched surgery. So laughs help.)

Grayquill said...

I related to a few to many of the items on your list. I am really glad I will not remember this list tomorrow, otherwise I would probably be depressed. Getting older certainly has it's benefits.

magiceye said...

lol! sure a privileged few get old!!

sweetmemoirs said...

LOL! #9 is too funny and so are the rest. ;)

Linda Reeder said...

Kinda wanting to be done with snow for a while so that snow fairy can flutter east, where I understand our storm is heading.

Randi said...

This post is really hilarious. I love the Snow Fairy and I wish his wings would bring him here (we have snow chaos here now).

Naturedigital said...

Great post Sylvia.
Cant stop laughing.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Costas

cloudbusting2 said...

All that is only 20 years ahead of me but I can´t wait! I think that couple of those have already appeared...We have a guy with a snow tractor who does the job. I dunno if he is naked.

SquirrelQueen said...

I love your list and the Snow Fairy is hilarious. If he does driveways maybe he will fly over this way, we have lots of snow to keep him busy.

I just saw a video of a bus sliding on Seattle's icy streets, it must be a little cold over your way. We are in the single digits right now but it's warming up to bring us freezing rain, oh joy. Glad we are not traveling this holiday.

Happy Thanksgiving.

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