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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Check This Out!


To  my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
and  those who don't.

As Ben Franklin  said:
In  wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water  there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled  trials,
scientists  have demonstrated that if we drink
1  liter of water each day,
at  the end of the year we would have absorbed
more  than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria
found  in feces.
In  other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of  poop..

However,
we  do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &  beer
(or  tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because  alcohol has to go through a purification  process
of  boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water  = Poop,
Wine  = Health.

Therefore,  it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water  and be full of crap.
I think that it is safe to say that our politicians drink enormous amounts of water!!!

There  is no need to thank me for this valuable  information:
I'm  doing it as a public  service! 
   
AND! 
Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!!

MEDICAL RESEARCH

Australian Medical Association researchers have found
that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
from receiving chicken blood
rather than human blood.
 It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....

Just thought you'd like to know.
BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED,
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!

 


OK, I'll be going to my room now.


10 comments:

JM said...

I always enjoy a glass of wine! :-)

George said...

Thanks for all the smiles and chuckles. Now I don't have to feel guilty about that glass of wine.

Kay L. Davies said...

Yes, go to your room and stay there! LOL
-- K

Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

Arija said...

OK, OK, I'm still laughing!!!!

I like the Czech answer when offered water to drink: "water is for the feet!"

I do love you Sylvia, who else would extol such superb Australian research?

Blessings . . chuckle, chuckle . . Arija

SandyCarlson said...

Thanks for making me smile, Sylvia. You are awesome. I will remember that about the chicken blood!

Grayquill said...

Good to know. I wondered why my breath was so bad.

nana_ang_poppaphil said...

You've done it again Sylvia. This post is hilarious.

Love your new header by the way.

Team G Square said...

Awesome ............

Sunny said...

LOL! Too funny!
Cheers!
☼ Sunny

Jay said...

Ahahaha! Actually drinking the E Coli is probably good for our immune systems but it's a nice thought for those who need an excuse to drink wine!

I love the bit about the ones who are cracked letting the light in. There's a line in a Leonard Cohen song like that, too. 'There's a crack in everything .. that's how the light gets in'. A great poet is Leonard!

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