Witticisms of Ignorance

It 's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk   if you can lie on the floor  without holding on.

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We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface   was a Smith & Wesson.

A fool and his money  can throw one heck of a party.

when blondes have more fun do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple.  The other two it's an amusement park.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything,  but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed  skydiving is not for you.

Reality is only an illusion  that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Time's fun when you're having flies. ......Kermit the Frog

We are born naked, wet and hungry.  Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you  Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers  give the rest a bad name.

<> One good thing about Alzheimer's is   you get to meet new people every day.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge  to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama  state motto:   At least we're not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO  MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population

"You know why a banana is like a politician?"

"When he first comes in he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten."

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors."

Last Minute Information!!!

Confused???
I  became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue  'Service' U.S. Postal  'Service' Telephone 'Service' Cable TV 'Service'  State, City, County & Public 'Service' Customer 'Service' 
This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.

 

BAM!!!  It all came into focus.  Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.   

You are now as enlightened as I am.