One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After
the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I
cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community
service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When
the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there
was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at
his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you , I'm doing community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when
the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he
went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not
accept money from you. I'm doing community service this
week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free
haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between the citizens of our country and the
politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS
NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN
AND
FOR THE SAME REASON!
the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I
cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community
service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When
the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there
was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at
his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you , I'm doing community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when
the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he
went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not
accept money from you. I'm doing community service this
week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free
haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between the citizens of our country and the
politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS
NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN
AND
FOR THE SAME REASON!
13 comments:
The humor is still good here afternoon, danish time ;-)
Heh heh, a good one, clever way to update this joke in a politically correct way.
Not only US but everywhere....
Nice humor...have a great day :D
Haha..nice one. An international joke, works for all of us.
A great way to start your day Sylvia and a great way to end mine here.
With a smile.
As for the politicians..
They are the same everywhere.
..and I have the same respect for them...
Have a great day.
Costas
Hilarious, but often times... sigh... too true.
This is also pretty good humor to end the day, but I have to admit that there is too much truth in it!
just loved comparison of politicians and diapers .
The best humor comes from truth--and it is "right on" in this case. Mickie :)
Funny, but too true. Politicians are the same in my country too.
Very correct! The politicians everywhere are the same .....
Greetings
Sometimes, stating the obvious is hilarious..!
Methinks you are not so enamored by the folks who purport to run your fair city/state/country ;-P
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