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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Humor to Start the Day!!

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After 
the  cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I 
cannot accept money from  you, I'm doing community 
service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When 
the barber went to open his shop the next  morning, there 
was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at 
his door. 
 
  Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to 
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept 
money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' 
The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when 
the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card 
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. 
 
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he 
went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not 
accept money from you. I'm  doing community service this 
week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. 
The next morning, when the barber went to open up,  there 
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free 
haircut. 
 
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental 
difference between the citizens of our country and the 
politicians who run it. 
 
  BOTH  POLITICIANS  AND  DIAPERS 
      NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN 
                           AND 
         FOR THE SAME REASON!

13 comments:

anjoe playhouse said...

The humor is still good here afternoon, danish time ;-)

cloudbusting2 said...

Heh heh, a good one, clever way to update this joke in a politically correct way.

Tarun Mitra said...

Not only US but everywhere....
Nice humor...have a great day :D

nana_ang_poppaphil said...

Haha..nice one. An international joke, works for all of us.

Naturedigital said...

A great way to start your day Sylvia and a great way to end mine here.
With a smile.
As for the politicians..
They are the same everywhere.
..and I have the same respect for them...
Have a great day.
Costas

Kay said...

Hilarious, but often times... sigh... too true.

George said...

This is also pretty good humor to end the day, but I have to admit that there is too much truth in it!

Team G Square said...

just loved comparison of politicians and diapers .

forgetmenot said...

The best humor comes from truth--and it is "right on" in this case. Mickie :)

lotusleaf said...

Funny, but too true. Politicians are the same in my country too.

magda said...

Very correct! The politicians everywhere are the same .....
Greetings

Sridharan said...

Sometimes, stating the obvious is hilarious..!

Serline said...

Methinks you are not so enamored by the folks who purport to run your fair city/state/country ;-P

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