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Wednesday, April 27, 2011


This is an oldie but goodie that a friend sent me and I thought I'd share it with you. Definitely good for a rueful giggle! Unfortunately, all too true!!

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.  While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said. "I notice you buy a lot of bandages.  What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"
"Good question," noted the CFO.  "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."?

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.  But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases?  What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.  "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster.

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO.  "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO.  "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick."


jabblog said...

Very good! Wouldn't you just love to use a line like that?
Hope you're settling in well in your new abode, Sylvia:-)

Sally in WA said...

Oh, good one, Sylvia!!

Merisi said...


Kay said...

Oh MY gosh! I didn't see that coming! Too, too funny!!!

Linda Reeder said...

This may be old, but it's new to me, and very funny!

clairz said...

A good laugh, thank you, Sylvia.

George said...

I hadn't heard this one before. Thanks for sharing this and thanks for the chuckles.

Team G Square said...

nice one .

forgetmenot said...

So funny!!! Mickie :)

magiceye said...

lol! so true!

Rajesh said...


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