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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Little Humor for Wednesday!

INSTALLING SPRING...     44% DONE.



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Ah, so that's it!!!!



POOF and the light goes off
 
An 8
6-year-old man goes for a physical.  All of his test results come back normal.  

 
The doctor says, "Eddie everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?  Are you at peace with God?"
Eddie replies, "God and I are tight.

He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on.  When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
 
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Eddie's wife.

"Carolyn, he says, 
Eddie is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.  Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?"

"OH MY!" Carolyn exclaims.

"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"
  

AND!
 
English Grammar: Capitalization

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, texting, and tweeting I've noticed  that more and more people who send messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalization.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of
 the following statement.

 "Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack
 off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Is everybody clear on that now?  Good!

Enjoy what's left of your week!!









13 comments:

Birgitta - foto CHIP said...

:D Thanks Sylvia this was great fun :D

magda said...

Hahaaaaaa, beautiful fun, thank you Sylvia!
Have a good June!
Many greetings

Kate said...

Hi Sylvia, Gosh the number of your friends is hitting the heights missus... are you trying to take over the world hehehe...

I loved the picture of the old man (who pees in the fridge ) ??? Could I use it ?

Martha Z said...

I think your having the same problem with Spring as we are, we canceled today's camping trip and I don't know if we will ever get to our high altitude Summer home.
I got laugh out of the other two, sent them over to Hubby's computer.

texwisgirl said...

ugh!!! i'm guilty of the non-caps!!! ha ha!

Dianne said...

A great laugh to start my day!
Must remember to use my capitals!!

Kay L. Davies said...

Sylvia, you are wicked, girl, you really are. LOL
"Installing spring" seems to be international, it's only about 44% done here, too.
— K

Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

Samson said...

Hahaha Thanks for the laugh Sylvia :D

Jack said...

Sylvia, the tears are streaming down my cheeks. (The ones on my face, you salacious old gal.) How funny!

lotusleaf said...

Sylvia, thanks for the early morning laughs!

forgetmenot said...

Oh Sylvia, You do make me laugh out loud. The "capitalization" is priceless. Thank you for making the world a "funnier" place. Mickie :)

Sridharan said...

ha..ha..It is always great fun to read your posts..!

Team G Square said...

Lovely and hilarious

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