I miss you Sam!!

I miss you Sam!!
I miss you Sam!!

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Little Humor for Wednesday!

And for all of you living with way too much heat these days -- be on the lookout!

And -- Big Holes!!!

 Great Blue   Hole ,   Belize 

This  incredible geographical phenomenon known as a blue  hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of  
Belize . There  are numerous blue holes around the world, but  none as stunning as this one.

SHIT  HOLE,   Washington       D.C.  

This hole swallows trillions and trillions of U.S. Dollars annually!  The money that falls into this hole is never heard from again.  It is reported to be filled with at least 535 'ass holes'.
And finally ........ 

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. he reduced altitude and spotted a man below.
He descended a bit more and shouted: 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.'
The man below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'

'You must be an Engineer,' said the balloonist.
'I am,' replied the man, 'how did you know?'
'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip by your talk.'
The man below responded, 'You must be in Management.'
'I am,' replied the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'
'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault.
Happy Wednesday!


Elisa said...

Hi Sylvia!
I love the 2nd picture
Regards from Argentina

Meryl Jaffe, PhD said...

I LOVE the first one... Life is all about ass... LOL!!! Thanks.

George said...

I really like all of these, even though one holds way too much truth. (I'll let you try to figure out which one I'm talking about).

Mama Zen said...

The melted ice cream truck cracked me up!

Al said...

That last one strikes a chord with me, as I'm a software engineer! And the ice cream truck is too funny. I hope you're having a great week, Sylvia.

Kay said...

I'm truly feeling that way about our congressmen right now.

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