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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Little Humor for Wednesday!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me.  Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It's only
 $2,000.  Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the
 Lexus dealership and saw the new Models.  I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'


MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house I wanted last year is back on the market.  They're asking $980,000'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $
 900,000.  They will probably take it.  If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a good deal.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later!  I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up.  The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks:  'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'



Sridharan said...

I has taken a while for me to stop laughing..! Men, beware.. don't you ever loose your phone in a locker room..!

Jack said...

Hah!!! That is what I would do, too. You are something else, Sylvia. Want a Mercedes?

Team G Square said...

Wow just superb.

Tina said...

lol! :)) That´s good! Even I had a taugh day I had to laugh now! Thanks for this! LG Tina

Jo said...

Omw, Sylvia, that is BRILLIANT! I'm still chuckling. Did you win the Rainier prize for photoblogging. And wow, I love your header. That artist has unlimited imagination and talent. Have a great day. Jo

nonizamboni said...

Oh, my! Just call me an ear of popped corn.

nsiyer said...

Superb Sylvia. I remember Sylvia that a man lost his credit card and did not bother because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Mariette said...

Dearest Sylvia,

What a joke! And that woman never caught his 'strange' voice?!...

Have a great week's remainder,



Cheryl said...

PERFECT! Great joke and I've always loved that cartoon.

mississippi artist said...

I needed a laugh today. And the heat index is 115 if I go out I will feel like that ear of corn!

George said...

Thanks for the chuckles. I'll be sure to keep a close eye on my cell phone from now on.

kaykuala said...

Great! For one moment I thought he'll agree to sacrifice his life for lady love.Thanks for the laughs

lotusleaf said...

That had me in splits!Thank you for a nice start of the day!

Κωστής Τζαγκαράκης said...

Cant stop laughing.
Great post Sylvia.
Have a great evening.

Pietro said...

Very amusing! I always like your "humor" posts, Sylvia!

Grayquill said...

Ouch! I think some marital disharmony came next. I'm not leaving my phone anywhere ever again.

Indrani said...

Thanks for the laugh.

Kay said...

Oh my gosh! I didn't expect that punch line! Thanks for a happy Thursday laugh! I LOVE that orchid photo, by the way.

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