THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: ' $90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a good deal.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: ' $90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a good deal.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
18 comments:
I has taken a while for me to stop laughing..! Men, beware.. don't you ever loose your phone in a locker room..!
Hah!!! That is what I would do, too. You are something else, Sylvia. Want a Mercedes?
Wow just superb.
lol! :)) That´s good! Even I had a taugh day I had to laugh now! Thanks for this! LG Tina
Omw, Sylvia, that is BRILLIANT! I'm still chuckling. Did you win the Rainier prize for photoblogging. And wow, I love your header. That artist has unlimited imagination and talent. Have a great day. Jo
Oh, my! Just call me an ear of popped corn.
:O)
Superb Sylvia. I remember Sylvia that a man lost his credit card and did not bother because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Dearest Sylvia,
What a joke! And that woman never caught his 'strange' voice?!...
Have a great week's remainder,
Love,
Mariette
PERFECT! Great joke and I've always loved that cartoon.
I needed a laugh today. And the heat index is 115 if I go out I will feel like that ear of corn!
Thanks for the chuckles. I'll be sure to keep a close eye on my cell phone from now on.
Great! For one moment I thought he'll agree to sacrifice his life for lady love.Thanks for the laughs
That had me in splits!Thank you for a nice start of the day!
Cant stop laughing.
Great post Sylvia.
Have a great evening.
Costas
Very amusing! I always like your "humor" posts, Sylvia!
Ouch! I think some marital disharmony came next. I'm not leaving my phone anywhere ever again.
Thanks for the laugh.
Oh my gosh! I didn't expect that punch line! Thanks for a happy Thursday laugh! I LOVE that orchid photo, by the way.
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