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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Little Humor for Wednesday!

Ah, the joys of aging!! The video says it all!!

And .....

Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of Senators and Congressmen. It will be named the “Politician”.



 
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
On a lighter note .......
Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

And how about a little septic tank humor?
   Okay, okay! I've been bad enough for one day!

19 comments:

missing moments said...

You make me laugh ... too funny!
Great way to start a day!

Mama Zen said...

That video is hilarious!

Francisca said...

This kind of BAD I can handle, Sylvia! LOL!

Dianne said...

gems! all of them are gems!!

Al said...

Now I have an idea on how to label the two covers to my septic tank. I'll call one "Democrats" and the other "Republicans!"

George said...

You may have been bad with this post, but I sure got a lot of chuckles out of it. That just shows that when you're bad you're very, very good.

Lois said...

Pretty funny Sylvia!

Κωστής Τζαγκαράκης said...

So funny and true .. everything.
If we cant be sarcastic about ourselves and what is happening to us.. then we ve completely lost it.
Have a great afternoon and evening Sylvia.
You made mine.
Costas

Spiderdama said...

Haha, thank God I have a Dymo!:-)

Live2cherish said...

that was hilarious!

TexWisGirl said...

OMG!

Suz said...

that was so funny

Cildemer said...

He he he! So funny!
Thanks for sharing, Sylvia!

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Samson said...

That was funny, thanks for laugh Sylvia :-D

Sridharan said...

Hilarious..Looking forward to the next post of this kind..!

magiceye said...

lol!
that was fun!

Jack said...

You are a salacious old gal, Sylvia. Keep them coming.

Team G Square said...

Liked all ,but loved the septic tank very much .

Kay said...

Too, too funny Sylvia! The one about politicians, however, is too pitiful because it's true! Arrrgh!

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