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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Ah! The Wisdom of Confucius

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs 

behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . .

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood"


Louis la Vache said...

LOL at the last line...

Mama Zen said...

These cracked me up!

TexWisGirl said...

oh sylvia! you silly girl! :)

SandyCarlson said...

That was a lot of fun!

George said...

I visited the home of Confucius on one of my trips to China, but I must have missed these sayings. Thanks for the chuckles this evening.

Jack said...

Sylvia, you are a hoot!

magiceye said...

thank you for the laughs!!

lotusleaf said...

Oh what a laugh I had!

Sridharan said...


What Can I Say?

What Can I Say?
I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.

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