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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Old Is When ......


'OLD' IS  WHEN.... 

Your sweetie says,  'Let's go upstairs  

and make love,' and you  answer,  

'Pick one; I can't do  both!'



'OLD' IS  WHEN...


Your friends  compliment you  

on your new alligator  shoes  

and you're barefoot..



'OLD' IS  WHEN...


A  sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy 

and your  pacemaker opens the garage door.



'OLD' IS  WHEN...  

Going braless   

pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



'OLD' IS  WHEN...


You don't care  where your spouse goes,  

just as long as you don't  have to go along.



'OLD' IS  WHEN...


You are cautioned  to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police




'OLD' IS  WHEN.
..  

'Getting a little  action'  

means you don't need to take any fibre  today.



'OLD' IS  WHEN...


'Getting lucky'  means you find your car  

in the parking  lot.



'OLD' IS  WHEN...  

An  'all nighter' means not getting up  

to use the  bathroom.



'OLD' IS  WHEN....  


You are not sure these  are  jokes
 
 

10 comments:

Virginia said...

I'm trying that braless thing. I'll let you know if it works!
V

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Oh nooooo! I do sometimes have a hard time finding my car haha! Not a good sigh!

George said...

Since I can relate to a majority of these, I must be getting old. But I still appreciate the grins this post brought.

TexWisGirl said...

too cute. :)

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Too Cute, Sylvia---and unfortunately there is alot of truth in most of them... ha ha

Hugs,
Betsy

Pat Tillett said...

Funny Sylvia! Funny and true...

Cher said...

Rolling and laughing out loud here. Thanks for cheering up my gloomy day, Sylvia! And thanks for donating at WFP too. God bless your kind heart.

☆•.¸.Mildred.¸.•☆ said...

LOL!
I sometimes arrive somewhere and meanwhile I've forgotten what I came there for! Not a good sign too!

Pam said...

If you could see me now.. my smile is a mile wide.

Thanks for the funny ha ha, Sylvia :)

NixBlog said...

LOL, good to start the day with a laugh. Thank you, Sylvia.

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