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Friday, February 20, 2009

Laugh for the Day

Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded,

'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack him again!'

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha! That joke is just wonderful. I loved it so much I copied it to my blog, crediting you for it.

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

I like your blog so much I have added it to my Blogroll. You and I share the same sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

Oh, that's so funny, Sylvia. Thanks for the laugh today.

Margie's Musings said...

That is hilarious!!abstantab

Lilly said...

They see it so simply dont they lol. It makes me think though what do people think about children being present at births. Can't say I know anyone who has done it. I wonder now..thanks for the laugh.

June Saville said...

Made my day Sylvia! There are so many emotions going on here and then!
June in Oz

storyteller said...

Hahaha ... thanks for the laughter this evening ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

Gattina said...

Hahaha ! very funny !

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