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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Make Sure You Have the Right Email Address!

A New Jersey couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left New Jersey and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read :

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2007

I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL LOL!

Lilly said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - oh that is funny Sylvia. Hilarious in fact.

As for the questions on my latest blog yes, they are all true questions people have put into google search and as a result they end up on my blog (amongst other sites I hope) to find the answers. Most just move on but some stay and read whatever page they land on. Do you have Google Analytics on your blog? Take a look because its funny to see how people end up on your blog. There are some sad cases out there, very sad cases.

Judy said...

That is the best one I have read in a long time. It is just hilarious. I love it.

Susan at Stony River said...

The last line is the best! Loved it!

patsy said...

i guess shebelieved in the here after and thouht it was coming soon.

Ugich Konitari said...

Sylvia, you know my name (not Ugich), is a popular male name in SriLanka. I found out that when I first got my self a Yahoo email login, and they said my name was unavailable. So I tweaked it a bit. But occasionally, I do get some emails from various girls, all writing to some obviously popular type in Sri Lanka. Though nothing as exciting as email facilities in heaven.....

Maithri said...

AHAHAHA! Loved it!

Kay said...

Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Oh this is too funny!

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