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Friday, March 6, 2009

For the Women in Cyber Space This Evening

Between 16 and 20, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially with someone having lots of cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

6 comments:

Lilly said...

Oh my this had me laughing. Oh to be so less complex than we are, he he. Men are so straightforward really.

Anonymous said...

haha. Yeah, nuts prevail!

Bagman and Butler said...

Now I know two reasons why I've always found women to be more interesting then men. (1) because they have all these different stages of life. (2) because I've always been ruled by my nuts.

Cat said...

So funny! I am belly laughing with this one. It is so true.

Anonymous said...

lolololololololol
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
i loved it :)

Kay said...

Really, really hilarious! Thank you for the laugh!

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