and then there is this age .....
"Sure Wish Somebody Would Invent Something To Keep The Sun Out Of My Eyes."
Nope, can't fix stupid!
Children in a classroom one day began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
A Short Safari Story
If she hasn't -- she will soon!
Thought for the day!
No matter how badly last year treated you,
just walk tall with your head high. This is a brand new year, baby!
Love you guys! Have a great weekend!
19 comments:
Too funny!
Sunny :)
The bottles tell the story of life is on target. Love that rooster.
Deja vu revisited LOL. Love these and I soooo LOVE that last one and the picture is just perfect. :) These made me laugh a great deal LOL Have a wonderful Friday :)
I am walking into 2010 with my head held high.
Thanks you Sylvia for always making me feel goo inside!
These made me laugh and laugh. Thanks, Sylvia.
And I like your born ok the first time bumper sticker.
Wow, look at that chicken! Its still walking proud and tall though.
I notice more and more every year how just about every aspect of life is being dumbed down so that no one knows what it is like to be creative anymore. Most people are being funneled down a cow chute and don't even know it.
Oh my ... I'm LAUGHING OUT LOUD!
Sylvia... I also stopped in to see your sky watch photos! Where were they taken? The mountains are BEAUTIFUL!
A wonderful weekend to you~ Maria
Love the Lifesavers story!
Love you too! Have a good one yourself!
Oh Sylvia, thank you for a great start to my weekend. I love the lifesavers sketch!!! Have a wonderful weekend and I'll see you on the flip side.
Smiles and blessings
Oh man! I really needed a good laugh and that lifesavers joke was just the ticket! Also I want to point out that I'm right in between the liquor and the water!!
Thanks for the laughs, Sylvia.
What happened to that poor rooster? I loved the Life Saver flavor!!
Too much good stuff. The guy with the hat, that's so funny! And the lifesaver joke killed me. I don't know what to say about the rooster, except that last year left me feeling pretty ragged myself.
Have a great weekend.. and that last photo! Brilliantly funny!
Love the life story of the bottles, hahaha, so far I am in the middle of Whisky and water !
Thanks for the chuckles!
You are killing me. Safari crap and lion, eh eh, excellent!
The bottles in frame is your life and yes I do like it. Thank you for showing us - I like come here and find things that made me smile.
/MB
I know life saver I found that out when I was working one summer in USA in a girl scout camp.
MB
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