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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Laughs for the Day!

These were sent to me by another good friend and they're too funny not to share!

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss and
It's all organized by the Italians.


Jay said...

Hahahahahahaha!!! Oh yes, I'd much rather have an Italian in my kitchen than trying to organise me! I'm sure they can, but they certainly wouldn't be as good at it as the Swiss. LOL!

ascu75 aka Don said...

where did I put the Duct tape........... Don

peripheralperceptions said...

This. Is. Fabulous! I love it!

Yogi♪♪♪ said...


Nessa said...

they are all so funny.

Kay L. Davies said...

I've seen the heaven and hell thing before but still think it's funny as hell. Now I simply must forward this link to my husband who collects saw-on-a-t-shirt jokes.

Arundhati said...

Good ones :)

Rob Inukshuk said...

I love the heaven and hell ones!

nana_ang_poppaphil said...

A nice way to start my day before I'm off to work. Thanks Sylvia.

Gattina said...

I still wonder who has invented that Frenchs are good lovers!
I don't know about the Swiss, lol !

Rosadimaggio63 said...

Ciao Sylvia !!!!

Linda Reeder said...

Love the heaven/hell bit! I actually laughed out loud.

Thom said...

BWAHAHAHA Too funny :)

Naturedigital said...

Still laughing Sylvia. Good thing you did not mention Greeks.
We would not fit anywhere.

Dr. Chandana Shekar said...

I loved it :) Nothing hotter than a British cop ;)

Sunny said...

LOL! Thanks for the giggle.
☼ Sunny

veredit said...

Hahahaha!!! This is so wonderful, now can I close my day with a smile on my face!! Thank your dear sylvia :)))


Peggy said...

Love it, made my day. Thanks for the LOL!
I needed it today.
Have a wonderful evening.

Dianne said...

I really love the first one

Kay said...

This is so wonderful! I had such a delightful chuckle. Thank you, Sylvia.

George said...

Thanks for ending my day with several chuckles.

Maria Berg said...

Duct tape - YES!!!!
Tahnk you for making me smile again, MB

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