Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a
Canadian,
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends,
is Globalization !
And this is the giggle of the day!
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out that Chuck had read an article that said, 'Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex'. The night went very well. The next day, Janice told her Red Hat friends all about it. 'We had a great dinner. Chuck even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.' 'But what about afterward?' asked her friends. 'Oh, that. Chuck was too tired.' |
16 comments:
Hahahahahaha this made my day!!
Giggling . . .
Very, very funny!
That has me laughing out loud! Thanks, Sylvia.
I really like your definition of globalization and I got a big chuckle out of your story of Janice and Chuck.
Excellent!
Now I know what globalization means;o)
And I must find that article and give it to read to my hubby;o) What a good laugh;o)
***
Have a fabulous week, Sylvia****
Too tired. I love it.
-- K
Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel
Brilliant story - both of them. I love the last line.
On Princess Di's wedding, I went to my friend's place to watch TV. I was late for work (telecast was in the early morning in New Zealand.) I told my boss, my car broke down. He sniggered, all the cars of the NZ women broke down including his wife's.
I really like the explanation og Globalization, and the housework joke was great!
Globalization is very interesting. The housework part made me chuckle:)
These were great, Sylvia. That certainly would be globalization and the Tired Housewife thing is definitely a hoot! Loved it.
Moral of the second story don't do house work .
Good to see that Singapore featured in your Globalization illustration, although you left out the teenie weenie detail that the Bangladeshi workers were trafficked through Thailand ;-P
Poor old Chuck can't win. Thanks for the early morning chuckle Sylvia.
Ha, ha! Good one! As for globalization, hat could be a better example than this one?;))
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