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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Men Happier Than Women?? Could be!!!

 Men Are Just Happier People!!
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Just consider:
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck. (and that is optional)
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
 
No wonder men are happier.

14 comments:

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Darn Straight, men have it great.

Pam said...

Hi Sylvia,
Men do have good reason to be happy.. but in the end I think women are much happier than men.

hugs and smiles ;)
Pam

Jarlin Paul said...

Good one. Happiness - I feel both stays in same line :)

ChrisJ said...

I just heard on the news last night that the happiest person in the world, according to a variety of studies is a male, married, Asian, Jew who lives in Hawaii. To prove it they found one to interview.

lotusleaf said...

Villagers in India address the male doctor respectfully as, "Doctor Saab", and address the female doctor as "Sister".No wonder men are happier.

Kay L. Davies said...

Yeah, and they have women who clean up after them, close drawers and cupboard doors for them, make excuses for them when they don't want to come to the phone, and so on and so on and so on.
-- K

Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

Arti said...

Nice one Sylvia, loved it!!
Have a great day:)

Christine said...

I'm laughing over this one! Can't wait to show it to my husband. Thanks Sylvia!

nana_ang_poppaphil said...

Haha! Good one Sylvia, they sure do have the best of it all don't they?

And as an added bonus they have us.

Serline said...

ROTFLOL! Yet living in Thailand, I meet lots of gender-confused men who would defy that list. In fact, they are often more miserable than both regular men or women, sad...

Naturedigital said...

Considering all those reasons, I think I am a happy person Sylvia.
Costas

Kay said...

Good gracious! I've got a post sort of related to yours coming up tomorrow morning. This is so much fun.

Sridharan said...

Goodness me..How do you come up with such posts.. It is really so much fun and enjoyable.. Thanks Sylvia!

Team G Square said...

Now i know what keep me happy all time

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