Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the Capitol in DC.
The smaller one turned to the other and said,
'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We we're the same age, and we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot.'Same here. Hmm. Well how do you catch them?''Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to step out. Then I jump up, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'there's your problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase._______________________________________
Hmmmm sound familiar????
Ever wake up in someone elses bed???