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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

A Crocodile Tale!

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the Capitol in DC.

 The smaller one turned to the other and said,
 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We we're the same age,  and we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
 'Hmm.  Well, where do you catch them?'
 'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot.
 'Same here. Hmm. Well how do you catch them?'
 'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to step out.  Then I jump up, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'there's your problem.     

You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the      time you finish
shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.

Hmmmm sound familiar????

Ever wake up in someone elses bed???


Cildemer said...

Hi hi hi! Great one! Loved it;o)

Bises et à bientôt, Sylvia****

Mama Zen said...

That's too funny!

NatureFootstep said...

I was supposed to comment on your MWT but I found this post. I absolutely love it. Made me smile a lot. :)

Have a great week.

texwisgirl said...

funny photo. groaning at the joke. :)

Kay said...

Hilarious photo of the dogs, Sylvia. I love the laugh! That started my morning with a smile. Your header is just so wonderful! I think it's my favorite so far.

Kay L. Davies said...

Love the photo!
— K

Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

ros@dimaggio63 said...

Hi Sylvia,
magnifica foto piena di dolcezza !!!
Buona serata :)

Margie's Musings said...

Really good! And the dog look very uncomfortable in his tiny little bed!

Jack said...

That is very funny. And a gentleman never tells.

Al said...

I love that dog & cat photo - classic! And don't have too much sympathy for me with my snow - it's only the second real precipitation we've had this year!

Jenn Jilks said...

I love it!

SandyCarlson said...

This is hilarious! I love it. You are great.

Lynette Killam said...

Had a great laugh from this...loved the joke and the picture is just too sweet!! Thanks for brightening my evening...:)

The Chair Speaks said...

LOL! Both must have sleep-walked and swapped beds!
We love this picture.

Sridharan said...

Ha..ha..expressive pose..! Fantastic Sylvia..!

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I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.

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