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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

A Little More Humor for Wednesday!

4 worms in church  
 Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
 
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol
... Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke
... Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup
... Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil
... Alive .
So the Minister asked the congregation, What did you learn from this demonstration?



Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,


 
'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the service!

12 comments:

Dianne said...

brilliant!!
Happy Wednesday Sylvia

George said...

I love it!

Pam said...

Good ole Maxine says the darnest things.. but I enjoyed the sermon anyway, Sylvia.
Cheers :)

Mama Zen said...

How funny!

TexWisGirl said...

ha ha!

CameraCruise said...

Thanks for sharing this, love it!
What a beautiful header, love it too.
Wish you a wonderful day.
Mette

NixBlog said...

Good one, Sylvia. Always nice to start my day off with a smile. Thanks!

Jack said...

Very funny, Sylvia. I can count on you!

Sridharan said...

haha..Brilliant..I loved the header too Sylvia..!

Cher said...

hahahaha! clever girl!

EcoRover said...

Very good! As a fisherman, I like worm jokes so will get some mileage out of this one. All good wishes for daughter.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Haha! great comeback from Maxine!!Nice one Sylvia.

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