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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Wednesday Humor!

Thought you should know that the book,
"Understanding Women" is now out in paperback.
And ........
  Better than a Flu 
  Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was admired for her
sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room.
She invited him to have a
  seat while she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old  Hammond  organ,the young
minister noticed a cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water,
and in the water floated. of all
things,a condom! 
When she returned
With tea and scones,they
began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it 
wonderful? I was walking
through the park a few
months ago and I found
this little package on the 
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. 
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 
Have a good day.


Gattina said...

Hahaha ! certainly more healthy than the annual flu sot !

Reader Wil said...

Ha, ha!! This is hilarious! Thanks for this !
I came home on Thursday night 10 o'clock and try to get back in daily life!!

Jenny Woolf said...

Funny story! And I think your header is priceless, what a VERY wise and quizzical and I would say somewaht long suffering dog! :D

TexWisGirl said...

oh, i am snickering!

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

You are funny today Sylvia. I love clean "dirty" jokes.

Mama Zen said...

Oh, that is hilarious!

Pietro said...

Both humors so funny, Sylvia!
Have a nice day!

Karen said...

Hee hee for both!

W. Latane Barton said...

That was toooo funny!! Bless Beatrice's heart.

Dianne said...

Well! That started my day with a laugh .... So funny!

Linda Reeder said...

Ha, ha, ha! Sylvia, where do you get your material?!!

Kay said...

Oh no... Love it! How hilarious!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Haha! poor old Miss Beatrice.Like I said Sylvia, 'a wicked sense of humour'..Love it!

NixBlog said...

Ha! Good one!

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