A little 3 year old boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to check on him.
He is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 15 seconds or so, he puts the book down, gets onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of his head with his right hand.
His mother says: "Danny, are you all right? You've been in here for a while."
Danny says: "I'm fine, Mommy. I just haven't gone potty yet."
Mother says: "Ok, you can stay here a few more minutes, but why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.