I have a wonderful lady friend who is 87 and she keeps me supplied with side splitters! She does have a delightfully wicked sense of humor. I thought I would share some of it today!
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ..."A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
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12 comments:
Someone is very punny, and funny!
87? hee hee....I love her
and that kitty picture...pure crackup
Thanks for the chuckle!;)
of course I love the kitten most :)
Funny, and what a cute kitten!
Great funnies, and that kitten is precious. I do not think that kitty stayed there for very long before scampering up a wall - hah!
Like your new template, but you knew I would, mon amie...
Bises,
Genie
I didn't know Confucius was so funny. Thanks for all the smiles.
I needed these laughs. Thank you!
Gosh, I'm 87 and nobody ever told me all these funny sayings...I'm glad you finally did Sylvia.
Oh too funny, Sylvia! Thank you for the MANY laughs! It really perked up my evening.
I love that she still has such a great sense of humour at 87, I hope I do too I think it's what keeps you young. Thanks Sylvia, a good chuckle!
Your skies are more than just pretty this week. They are really pretty. The third one has to be my favorite. It is heavenly...but then that is an appropriate adjective when using the work. heavenly. genie
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