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Sunday, June 9, 2013

Shopping With the Sisters!!

TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER    COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, "WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE    WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?"

THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD, SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT    FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER, SINCE I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE    CHECK-OUT STAND.

"I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM, THE OTHER NUN REPLIED, AND SHE    PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.  THE CASHIER HAD A    SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF    BEER.

"WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR." THE NUN SAID, "BACK AT OUR    NUNNERY, WE CALL IT CATHOLIC SHAMPOO.

WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER, PULLED    OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE    BEER.

HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID:     "THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE."



11 comments:

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
COL - very good of him I must say! Thanks for the smile. Glad you are getting the hang of the interwebs again. I am on dongle and it's very frustrating at times. Still here though and so are you!!! YAAY. Take care, YAM xx

TexWisGirl said...

too cute! as a reformed catholic with 4 aunts that were nuns, i loved it!

Linnea said...

Hi Sylvia, That's a good one! Ha!

I hope you're settling in well and not missing your old home in Washington too much.

Enjoy the start of summer!

MyMaracas said...

Thanks for the laugh! Good one.

Andrea said...

I don't know many Nuns as I am not Catholic ... but I would think a good cold beer would suit them well after a long day of dealing with everyone elses issues. I say Hear, Hear ... a toast to whatever gives you relief! Another great chuckle from you Sylvia ... sure am glad to have you back ...

Andrea @ From The Sol

Dianne said...

You started my day with a smile .... hoping your glitch problems are sorted Sylvia .... Take care xx

Gemma Wiseman said...

So good of the cashier to play the game with grace! Loved this one!

Jack said...

Very funny, Sylvia.

magiceye said...

lol!!

George said...

Thanks for the grin on my face.

Pat Tillett said...

HA! That was a good one!

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