TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, "WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?"
THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD, SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER, SINCE I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE CHECK-OUT STAND.
"I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM, THE OTHER NUN REPLIED, AND SHE PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT. THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF BEER.
"WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR." THE NUN SAID, "BACK AT OUR NUNNERY, WE CALL IT CATHOLIC SHAMPOO.
WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER, PULLED OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER.
HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID: "THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE."
11 comments:
Hari Om
COL - very good of him I must say! Thanks for the smile. Glad you are getting the hang of the interwebs again. I am on dongle and it's very frustrating at times. Still here though and so are you!!! YAAY. Take care, YAM xx
too cute! as a reformed catholic with 4 aunts that were nuns, i loved it!
Hi Sylvia, That's a good one! Ha!
I hope you're settling in well and not missing your old home in Washington too much.
Enjoy the start of summer!
Thanks for the laugh! Good one.
I don't know many Nuns as I am not Catholic ... but I would think a good cold beer would suit them well after a long day of dealing with everyone elses issues. I say Hear, Hear ... a toast to whatever gives you relief! Another great chuckle from you Sylvia ... sure am glad to have you back ...
Andrea @ From The Sol
You started my day with a smile .... hoping your glitch problems are sorted Sylvia .... Take care xx
So good of the cashier to play the game with grace! Loved this one!
Very funny, Sylvia.
lol!!
Thanks for the grin on my face.
HA! That was a good one!
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